Something Cute (to ease the tension)

Ah yes, Passover is coming. Our young ones are being exposed to their first field trips to the matzah factory.

Here is Adam's take on matzah that left me in stitches so bad, my newly cut abdominal muscles nearly split open again:

Me: I heard you made matzah at the factory today. How was it?

Adam: read it was pool.

Me: why was the matzah factory like the pool?

Adam: because it papa you to interesting eat it eat ugly

Me: is matzah ugly?

Adam: yes factory yes

Me: does matzah taste good or bad?

Adam: bad it tastes like poo like eat

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Well, I can't blame him for being honest, no matter how far back his ancestral recipes for matzah brei may go. To Adam, you just can't dress up a plain-tasting cracker.